Bluesky
X.comWell well well the boys have been furrested!
It all started when Gomez, the self-appointed cat king, decided the neighbors smoked salmon belonged to him. He recruited his fluff-brained siblingsGuntor and Garth Vaderand their papillon mix roommate, Andy Banandy, who agreed mostly because someone said the word "snack."
Andy created a diversion by barking at a garden gnome like it owed him money, while the cats snuck through the doggy door in stealth mode. Gomez wore a baby sock as a mask. Garth got stuck in the fridge. Guntor took a nap mid-mission.
Ten minutes later, the police showed up because Andy accidentally dialed 911 with his paw.
All four were found in the neighbors kitchencovered in salmon, guilt, and absolutely no remorse.
They now have a permanent ban from three backyards and one deli.
Will you help post their bail and help other animals who desperately need your love and support?
